
Personalities to Avoid
11 Short Stories of Disastrous Dates
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Narrated by:
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Chelsea Lee Rock
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By:
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Valerie Hockert
About this listen
Each of the personality types includes a short, humorous account of a disastrous date. These stories are based on real experiences and are not without purpose. They illustrate what is expected of the other person in a relationship - things that people who are seeking lasting relationships seem to have forgotten. It could be considered a how-to book, in a humorous way. After listening to this, you will have more knowledge of how to find love and romance - whether you are looking for women or men - and what to look for in the singles dating world.
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