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Connor Brannigan
About this listen
Every home could use an extra helping hand....
Meet Pamela 2.0, the latest and greatest incarnation of a gadget like no other.
Increased intelligence! Greater dexterity! Faster responsiveness!
The lucky tech reviewer who receives the first prototype quickly learns that Pamela 2.0 represents a quantum leap in consumer robotics, capable of meeting a modern homeowner's every need.
Eager to please by following any order that doesn't involve physical contact with a human, there's almost nothing Pamela can't do - she takes out the trash, she washes the dishes, she feeds the dog.
But sometimes, just sometimes, she thinks for herself.
Today, Pamela arrived with one objective: to secure a positive review from her influential host. And one way or another, she'll stop at nothing to get it....
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From the author of Not Alone, an official Audible.com Best of the Year Finalist for Science Fiction.
©2020 Craig Falconer (P)2021 Craig FalconerListeners also enjoyed...
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- K. Jones
- 03-03-22
Be careful what you wish for...
This story was what I regard as classic SciFi. You remember, the one with the lesson behind it? It is appropriately creepy and will have you second guessing items in your home. You will really enjoy it. Too short for a credit, but buy it. It is definitely worth the cost.
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- Brandon
- 12-27-21
Nailed it again
Another short glimpse at a fun technological invention. My favorite thing about these is that it seems totally normal but you just know there's going to be some kind of horrifying twist in them. This one did not disappoint!
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