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Erin Mallon
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Several years in the future, an all-female astronaut team circumnavigates the globe once every 90 minutes aboard the International Space Station, prepared to be a powerful presence in space. When a surprise set of "everyday citizens" tags along for the ride, all protocol flies right out the proverbial...airlock.
After a lifetime of being kept down on the ground, what happens when these women finally rise up and see their lives - and their planet - from high above it all?
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- Rachel A.
- 07-12-22
not funny
Not much of a story here, not funny, and incredibly difficult to figure out who was talking - some of the voices sounded way too similar
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- Jami
- 07-05-22
Great performance, story ok
I loved the cast and the narration of this short story/play. There were definitely some funny parts, but the story didn’t grab me.
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- Randolph P. Schmidt
- 10-17-22
Some laughs here and there, but...
This story needed better editing and direction. I can't tell you what the actual story was because I don't think those in control knew what the story was. Sure, I laughed some, but I kept wondering where it was going. Too bad the title Lost in Space was used already. That's where I felt this story left me. Lost.
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- joe rodgers
- 04-13-24
I listened to the whole thing—not my proudest moment.
I wanted to like it, I increasingly hated it, now that it’s over I want to hate it but there’s a little something worthwhile here overall. The characters are vacuous yet human, annoying yet endearing.
Story is straightforward (read: not much to see here), 2020s cliches are pretty unbearable most of the time.
Voice actors clearly had a good time and their spirits carried the thing
There’s a decent Uranus joke. That’s the highlight.
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- Christina
- 10-20-23
Not good
After listening to this, I am increasingly convinced most Audible originals are free because they are so bad that even Audible recognizes that it would be unfair to charge someone for them.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 06-26-22
Needs more Uranus jokes
“I like food that isn’t afraid to be mush.”
A perfect Dollar Store purchase, this is like a sitcom episode, with scripted audio, random sound effects, and jokes that occasionally make a serious point. It’s less about a storyline and more about comedic riffs. There’s a smattering of F 💣, but most of the language is of the “mother effin shi brick on a dk” variety.
“I love boy’s names for girls.”
This is feminist, but in a fun, light-hearted way that also pokes fun at being politically correct.
“Stop with all the You People-ing!”
Ditto for riffs on religion, airheads, and NASA. I’d say safe for teens and up, as long as you can
dig juvenile jokes about Uranus.
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- Jackson Theofore Keys
- 07-29-22
What was this?
I did not understand this novella at all. The professional astronauts were not in the least professional. They bickered constantly. Then, the Commander of the mission had a heart to heart talk with David Bowie's ghost. Why? I have no idea. Then Elon Musk's rocket comes to pick up a visiting tourist for no reason I could fathom. One of the professional astronauts decides to accompany her, and they both end up on Mars were there isn't as yet a settlement, so, of course, they are going to die. Again, why? What was the point of this nonsense?
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- DSF
- 09-25-22
Great Performances but Challenging Plot to Follow
There was cast of several characters who played their parts well. I also liked the basic plot. However it felt like I was hearing an abridged version and sometimes we were taken back and forth so much I wanted it to show down to allow for more time for character development leading to a better understanding of why each character behaved as they did. When that did happen I was better able to have empathy with the crew & ground control.1
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- Erin
- 12-01-22
Fun
This was just a super fun amazingly performed short story. It was fun & silly and entertaining
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- Judy F. Brandon
- 11-26-22
Annoying-pointless
Couldn't finish it- Didn't like the characters- I gave the performance a higher rating because I have been in meetings that sounded just like this- so the performance was somewhat realistic. I didn't enjoy them, and I didn't enjoy this.
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