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Alexander Adventures, Book 2
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Rich Samuels
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Rich Samuels
About this listen
It's bad enough doing something stupid, worse in front of the entire school, horrible if it's posted online, and a complete disaster if it goes viral - but it's the comments that might send you over the edge.
Alexander's the target of online trolls - thanks to one viral video, people everywhere have something bad to say about what he looks like, what he wears, and how he acts. With so many people calling him a loser, a mutant, and a moron, he starts to wonder if they might be right.
Alexander's sure of just one thing: he's got to prove them wrong.
In this follow-up to My Life at the Bottom of the Food Chain, Alexander discovers that even if it seems like the entire world is against him, he still can count on his friends.
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