
Oh Haley!
A Bunch of "You'll Never Believe What Happened Today" Stories from a Toddler Mom
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Mary Hildebrandt
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Amy Garrett
About this listen
Once a child begins to walk, the fun begins. At least, for them! For parents, it can be nerve-wracking and stressful. The things that your child does might make you want to scream and cry, but listening to what other parents have gone through can be hilarious. It will make you realize that you are not alone. That is the point of this audiobook!
Go ahead and laugh at the messes I have to clean up. Maybe, you will find out yours is not that bad or that I completely understand what you are going through!
©2016 Amy Garrett (P)2020 Amy GarrettListeners also enjoyed...
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