
Office Genocide
A Very Black Comedy
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Mike Phipps
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Mike Phipps
About this listen
Darren Carver is vain, selfish, ambitious, corrupt, hedonistic, insincere, and a disgusting lowlife human. He is also your HR director. And your boss.
He does not just hate you - he hates everyone. He does not embrace the corporate values. He would rather eat his own vomit than do that; in fact, he would rather eat your vomit.
And the female HR director Catrina Carver is the same, if not worse.
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