
Not Quite Sane in America
The Follow Up to: Going Around the Bend on the QE2
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Narrated by:
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Paul Metcalfe
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By:
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Nicholas Walker
About this listen
This is the hilarious follow-up to Going Around the Bend on the QE2 where Nick now runs away to America to escape his proctologist. He is welcomed by the American people and delighted to find that they love his accent.
As always, the outspoken Nick runs into many situations, some of which would seem to be unbelievable, but they are true: He meets a number of Hollywood stars and has a flaming row with one of them, is interrogated by the FBI, lives with a top model, has a fight with a mobster, and sadly witnesses the Americans' reaction to 9/11! He falls out with the police and falls in with three lovely ladies as he lives as an illegal immigrant for two years in one of America's loveliest towns, Laguna Beach, CA.
This is the travelogue of a man who is trouble-prone and who is lucky enough to encounter hilarious situations wherever he goes...it is, as always, the story of a man who is not quite sane!
©2015 Nicholas Walker (P)2022 Nicholas WalkerListeners also enjoyed...
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