
Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom
A Room-by-Room Guide to Styling and Caring for Your Houseplants
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Erin Moon
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Create your own green indoor paradise with this room-by-room guide to bringing the outdoors inside - perfect for plant parents everywhere!
Decorating with plants adds a fresh, natural touch to any room. Potted plants can uplift a living space with serious mood-boosting power, reducing stress, improving air quality, and even providing fresh herbs for that next meal!
But first, you have to keep them alive.
Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom shows you how to maximize these health benefits and decorate like a pro, all while covering the essentials of plant care and maintenance. Full of home design and practical plant care tips, this illustrated guide helps you choose the right plants for your space, from succulents and spider plants to pothos and ZZ plants.
Inside you’ll find:
- Plant Care Instructions including watering instructions for popular types of plants and a guide to repotting your new plant babies
- Over 70 Plant Recommendations from the easy peace lily to a dramatic monstera, feel like a pro as you design your perfect indoor garden
- The Room-by-Room Guide covering which herbs and veggies can be grown in your kitchen to, yes, why you should never put that cactus in your bathroom
- Crafting a Healthy Home with plants through purifying the air, adding beautiful aromas, and bringing a little nature inside
- Beautiful Illustrations to ignite your own creativity and inspiration as you plan your newest addition to your home!
Perfect for fans of Wild at Home, Urban Jungle, and Wellness by Design, this book will give plant lovers the tools and confidence they need to bring houseplants into every corner of their homes, improve their quality of life, and turn their home into a natural sanctuary.
©2021 Emily L. Hay Hinsdale (P)2021 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- Elizabeth Aguilar
- 09-23-23
Nature Feeds the Human Spirit
Overall a great book to listen. Light and Hearty.
Recommend to anyone who loves plants and or starting to indoor garden.
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- Dmclane
- 05-17-23
Great read
I enjoyed the author and the information. I will be looking for more from this category.
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- antonia pugliese
- 02-04-23
Fantastic book - light hearted and helpful
Wonderful voice acting too, this book was light hearted and helpful - I would recommend to plant parents everywhere
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- Aztinoz
- 06-07-23
I was looking for more straightforward book
It reads like a pintrest post. The quips were more frequent than I anticipated. It seems fine for a beginner, but I did not find the information particular useful or deep. I prefer dry, info dense books on gardening/houseplants.
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