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Nick Cannon
About this listen
Just in time for National Poetry Month, Nick Cannon, entertainer extraordinaire, debuts his poetry book for children. Nick Cannon - the unstoppable entertainer, comedian, actor, and musician - was inspired to write Neon Aliens Ate My Homework (and Other Poems) as a way to combine the worlds of poetry and hip-hop. These two mediums have shaped Nick into the prolific artist he is today.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-13-25
Outstanding poems!
I loved the poems for kids, it was awesome! Nick Cannon really brought the energy while narrating! it was Phenomenal.
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