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Maxwell Glick
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By:
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Dan Gutman
About this listen
With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this second audiobook in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends are getting a substitute.
Miss Porter isn’t your average teacher, though. She’s a personal digital assistant that literally knows everything. She can tell a million hundred weird jokes and get pizza delivered by drone in seconds!
But what happens when Miss Porter’s system is no longer set to fun? Will anyone be able to shut her down before she takes over Ella Mentry?
Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
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- D.D.
- 12-05-24
Love the series
we're so hooked. My kindergarten boy loves his car ride stories every day on his commute to school.
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- Nate
- 10-07-23
𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜
𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜.
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- Eliza
- 10-19-19
Yay!😅
So like this book is like so awesome yah like its so cool am I right?
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