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Greatest Hits Mysteries, Book 7
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Emily Durante
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Leslie Langtry
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Ever wondered what it's like to be born into a family of assassins? Gin Bombay knows, and now she's sharing her family's deepest, darkest secrets . . .
The Bombay Family Bedtime Stories continue with My Heroes Have Always Been Hitmen! Four more family stories have been released from the vault, including Rio Bombay, wanna-be cowboy and wild west gunslinger; Caspian, the first Bombay to have to take out another Bombay; Aberdeen, the hoop-skirted Antebellum Assassin; and Dublin Bombay, the Scottish Viking Slayer! History is at its most hilarious as this darkly funny family tells all . . .
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 03-10-24
One Bombay is just the same as another
Although the setting changes from western to Viking, the plot is the same old one of the Bombays killing … but only the bad people. There’s a half hearted attempt to give each Bombay a unique personality,
but there’s little humor and no character (good or bad) that I’ll remember past next week. The use of a female narrator for the MMCs was also difficult to hear.
I prefer the novellas featuring the modern day Bombay family because their personalities have been better developed. Plus, the pop-culture references make them funnier.
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