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Narrated by:
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Rebecca Gibel
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By:
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Gretchen McNeil
About this listen
Becca clenched her jaw.
"I swear to God, if I catch you near my mom or brother with this, I will kill you."
Stef smiled slyly.
"See? You're mommy's little girl after all."
WELCOME TO WHO WANTS TO BE A PAINIAC?, the latest reality TV show on the hunt for the next big-hit serial killer. But don't worry—no one is actually going to murder anyone, as real as the fake gore and pretend murder may appear . . . uh, right?
Seventeen-year-old Becca Martinello is about to find out. When her perfectly normal soccer mom dies in a car crash, a strange girl named Stef appears and lets Becca know that her deceased mom was none other than one of Alcatraz 2.0's most popular serial killers—Molly Mauler. Soon, Becca ends up on Who Wants to Be a Painiac? to learn the truth about her mom's connection to Molly Mauler, but things turn sinister when people are murdered IRL. Will Becca uncover dark secrets and make it out of the deadly reality show alive? Or will she get cut?
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- Amelia Ann niehaus
- 02-18-23
the plot twist!
I loved. like that plot but I loved the plot twist and Secrets more. also did anyone else get the vibe the something was sus when he said they had a special bond, it felt like it was implying something else then a daddy daughter bond. or maybe it's me I've to many fucked up stories.
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- Shelbie
- 09-10-24
Love how it picked up after the first one!
Love how it picked up after the first one!
The narrators voice makes it even better!
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- Andy Johnson
- 11-06-24
One of the best formed books I've read!
This book left me speechless just like #noescape left me with a slack jaw... 10/10 totally recommend! Gretchen Mcneil is just absolutely incredible at forming her books and I will continue to read and listen to her books... She also has the best plot twists! Overall, one if the best psychological thrillers Ive read!!!
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