
Murder on my Mind
A Memoir of Menopause
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Dana Goldstein
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Dana Goldstein
About this listen
Menopause. Every woman goes through it, but few of us talk about it with our friends. Following the success of The Girl in the Gold Bikini, author Dana Goldstein is throwing back the curtain on the most challenging years of a woman's life.
Holding nothing back, the author brings her unique sense of humor to her menopausal journey, sharing stories of hair growing where it shouldn't, erotic dreams that leave her shaken for days, and her struggle to stop herself from killing her beloved husband.
Murder on My Mind will make you laugh out loud while making you feel better about the chaos of your own menopausal journey.
©2021 Dana Goldstein (P)2021 Dana GoldsteinListeners also enjoyed...
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