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Keira Grace
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R.J. Blain
About this listen
Becoming a bounty hunter and taking on the call sign of Murder Mittens wasn’t Harri’s brightest move, but what’s a lynx to do with millions of debt while working a customer service gig? The scars deforming her face won’t remove themselves, and she’ll bag and tag every criminal in the United States to get rid of them if necessary.
Being assigned a handler could make or break her, but did the powers that be really have to toss Sebastian Sumners her way? The lion with a stubborn streak as wide as hers tests her patience on a good day, but nothing makes her purr more than goading him into roaring.
Add in a protective family, a serial killer on the loose, and more trouble than any one cat needs, and it’s going to take a miracle for Harri to get through the most important job of her life.
Warning: contains magic, humor, cranky shapeshifters, cats, murder, and mayhem. Proceed with caution.
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- Tiffany
- 11-20-23
Love this book!
I have reread this book so many times! The main character interactions are just amazing. I also love when characters don’t put down each others life choices. I was super excited when it came out on audible. The narration was awesome too!
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- Samantha
- 11-24-23
A magical, romantic, comedy series is amazing
I’ve reread the whole series several times and can’t wait for the next books to come out
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- C. Frost
- 02-01-25
not a fav
just so many repeated sentences or phrases. and the narrative was oddly robotic. I've read and listened to most all in this series so it was an odd one out
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