
Mother for Dinner
A Novel
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Shalom Auslander
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Shalom Auslander
About this listen
By the author of Foreskin's Lament, a novel of identity, tribalism, and mothers.
Seventh Seltzer has done everything he can to break from the past, but in his overbearing, narcissistic mother's last moments he is drawn back into the life he left behind. At her deathbed, she whispers in his ear the two words he always knew she would: "Eat me."
This is not unusual, as the Seltzers are Cannibal-Americans, a once proud and thriving ethnic group, but for Seventh, it raises some serious questions, both practical and emotional. Of practical concern, his dead mother is six-foot-two and weighs about 450 pounds. Even divided up between Seventh and his 11 brothers, that's a lot of red meat. Plus Second keeps kosher, Ninth is vegan, First hated her, and Sixth is dead. To make matters worse, even if he can wrangle his brothers together for a feast, the Can-Am people have assimilated, and the only living Cannibal who knows how to perform the ancient ritual is their Uncle Ishmael, whose erratic understanding of their traditions leads to conflict.
Seventh struggles with his mother's deathbed request. He never loved her, but the sense of guilt and responsibility he feels - to her and to his people and to his "unique cultural heritage" - is overwhelming. His mother always taught him he was a link in a chain, thousands of people long, stretching back hundreds of years. But, as his brother First says, he's getting tired of chains.
Irreverent and written with Auslander's incomparable humor, Mother for Dinner is an exploration of legacy, assimilation, the things we owe our families, and the things we owe ourselves.
©2020 Shalom Auslander (P)2020 Penguin AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"Auslander uses his signature dark humor to brilliantly satirize tribalism in America...Graphic situations abound; even the characters are revolted, while, through their often ludicrous stories, Auslander explores the sense of otherness and the value of diversity. This could be a portrait of any ethnic group that has been consumed by America, though, in this case, it’s unclear who is devouring whom.” (Booklist)
"Auslander...turns his taboo-shattering satiric gaze to cannibalism in this outrageous, salty take on contemporary culture...[a] riotous dissection of cultural formation and a community’s hunger for meaning." (Publishers Weekly)
"Maintaining tradition becomes all-consuming in Shalom Auslander's novel... Mother for Dinner ... turns a jaundiced eye toward ethnic identity and the burdens of tradition as they concern a different oppressed minority group...jokes are dependably good.” (The Wall Street Journal)
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- By: Michael Crummey
- Narrated by: Mary Lewis
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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A brother and sister are orphaned in an isolated cove on Newfoundland's northern coastline. Their home is a stretch of rocky shore governed by the feral ocean, by a relentless pendulum of abundance and murderous scarcity. Still children with only the barest notion of the outside world, they have nothing but the family's boat and the little knowledge passed on haphazardly by their mother and father to keep them.
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Amazing
- By Wendy on 02-04-20
By: Michael Crummey
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Marilou Is Everywhere
- A Novel
- By: Sarah Elaine Smith
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Fourteen-year-old Cindy and her two older brothers live in rural Pennsylvania, in a house with occasional electricity, two fierce dogs, one book, and a mother who comes and goes for months at a time. Deprived of adult supervision, the siblings rely on one another for nourishment of all kinds. As Cindy's brothers take on new responsibilities for her care, the shadow of danger looms larger and the status quo no longer seems tolerable. So when a glamorous teen from a more affluent, cultured home goes missing, Cindy escapes her own family's poverty and slips into the missing teen's life.
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Quirky heartbreaking and sweet
- By Karina Busch on 07-17-20
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Snowflake
- A Novel
- By: Louise Nealon
- Narrated by: Louisa Harland
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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Eighteen-year-old Debbie was raised on her family’s rural dairy farm, 40 minutes and a world away from Dublin. She lives with her mother, Maeve, a skittish woman who takes to her bed for days on end, claims not to know who Debbie’s father is, and believes her dreams are prophecies. Rounding out their small family is Maeve’s brother, Billy, who lives in a caravan behind their house, drinks too much, and likes to impersonate famous dead writers online. Though they may have their quirks, the Whites’ fierce love for one another is never in doubt. But Debbie’s life is changing.
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Fantastic debut!
- By Barbara S on 09-22-21
By: Louise Nealon
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Daughter
- By: Claudia Dey
- Narrated by: Ellie Moon, Kristen Thomson, Jonathon Young, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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To be loved by your father is to be loved by God. So says Mona Dean—playwright, actress, and daughter of a man famous for one great novel, a man whose needs and insecurities exert an inescapable pull and exact an immeasurable toll on the women of his family: Mona, her sister, her half sister, their mothers. His infidelity destroyed Mona’s childhood, setting her in opposition to a stepmother who, though equally damaged, disdains her for being broken.
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Frill-less
- By Amazon Customer on 10-24-24
By: Claudia Dey
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Caul Baby
- By: Morgan Jerkins
- Narrated by: Joniece Abbott-Pratt
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
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Laila desperately wants to become a mother, but each of her previous pregnancies has ended in heartbreak. This time has to be different, so she turns to the Melancons, an old and powerful Harlem family known for their caul, a precious layer of skin that is the secret source of their healing power. When a deal for Laila to acquire a piece of caul falls through, she is heartbroken, but when the child is stillborn, she is overcome with grief and rage. What she doesn't know is that a baby will soon be delivered—by her niece, Amara—and delivered to the Melancons to raise as their own.
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Meh
- By Medicmedic on 05-06-21
By: Morgan Jerkins
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The Night Always Comes
- A Novel
- By: Willy Vlautin
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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Barely 30, Lynette is exhausted. Saddled with bad credit and juggling multiple jobs, some illegally, she’s been diligently working to buy the house she lives in with her mother and developmentally disabled brother Kenny. Portland’s housing prices have nearly quadrupled in 15 years, and the owner is giving them a good deal. Lynette knows it’s their last best chance to own their own home - and obtain the security they’ve never had. While she has enough for the down payment, she needs her mother to cover the rest of the asking price.
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Wow, a knockout!
- By Alma on 04-24-21
By: Willy Vlautin
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The Anatomy of Dreams
- A Novel
- By: Chloe Benjamin
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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When Sylvie Patterson, a bookish student at a Northern California boarding school, falls in love with a spirited, elusive classmate named Gabe, they embark on an experiment that changes their lives. Their headmaster, Dr. Adrian Keller, is a charismatic medical researcher who has staked his career on the therapeutic potential of lucid dreaming: by teaching his patients to become conscious during sleep, he believes he can relieve stress and trauma. Over the next six years, Sylvie and Gabe become consumed by Keller’s work, following him across the country.
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Really bad
- By Mugs on 04-30-20
By: Chloe Benjamin
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Annelies
- A Novel
- By: David R. Gillham
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld, David R. Gillham
- Length: 14 hrs and 50 mins
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Anne Frank is a cultural icon whose diary painted a vivid picture of the Holocaust and made her an image of humanity in one of history’s darkest moments. But she was also a person - a precocious young girl with a rich inner life and tremendous skill as a writer. In this masterful new novel, David R. Gillham explores with breathtaking empathy the woman - and the writer - she might have become.
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Wow!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-29-20
By: David R. Gillham
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A Crooked Tree
- A Novel
- By: Una Mannion
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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It is the early 1980s and fifteen-year-old Libby is obsessed with The Field Guide to the Trees of North America, a gift from her father before he died. She finds solace in “The Kingdom,” a stand of red oak and mountain laurel near her home in suburban Pennsylvania, where she can escape from her family and share menthols with her best friend. One night, while driving home, Libby’s mother, exhausted with the fighting in the backseat, pulls over and orders Libby’s little sister Ellen to walk home. What none of this family knows as they drive off is what will happen next.
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enjoyable listen
- By Barbara S on 01-23-21
By: Una Mannion
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We Run the Tides
- A Novel
- By: Vendela Vida
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
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Teenage Eulabee and her alluring best friend, Maria Fabiola, own the streets of Sea Cliff, their foggy, oceanside San Francisco neighborhood. They know the ins and outs of the homes and beaches, Sea Cliff’s hidden corners and eccentric characters - as well as the swanky all-girls’ school they attend. Their lives move along uneventfully, with afternoon walks by the ocean and weekend sleepovers. Then everything changes. Eulabee and Maria Fabiola have a disagreement about what they did or didn’t witness on the way to school one morning, and this creates a schism in their friendship.
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Grabbed me..
- By Ellen O'Brien on 02-14-21
By: Vendela Vida
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Olive
- By: Emma Gannon
- Narrated by: Sian Clifford
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Olive is many things. Independent. Driven. Loyal. And a little bit adrift. She’s okay with still figuring it all out, navigating her world without a compass. But life comes with expectations and big choices to be made. So when her best friends’ lives branch away towards marriage and motherhood, leaving the path they’ve always followed together, she starts to question her choices—because life according to Olive looks a little bit different.
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Smart, Relatable, & Engaging
- By S on 01-16-25
By: Emma Gannon
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The Motion of the Body Through Space
- A Novel
- By: Lionel Shriver
- Narrated by: Laurence Bouvard
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
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In Lionel Shriver's entertaining send-up of today's cult of exercise - which not only encourages better health, but now like all religions also seems to promise meaning, social superiority, and eternal life - an aging husband's sudden obsession with extreme sport makes him unbearable.
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Very Good!
- By Tina on 06-01-20
By: Lionel Shriver
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- Oded Davidov
- 09-27-20
Loved it
An innovative, critical and humorous yet serious look into identity, heritage, etheniticity and shared histories. If you like Auslander's work, you won't be disappointed. By creating a fictitious (or maybe not?) "Cannibal-American" society of immigrants, he manages to take a critical deep dive into ethnic polarization in society while maintaining a light atmosphere all throughout the story, while managing to escape the "for Jews only" vibe of his other work. I believe everyone can find some of their own family in this book.
I also find the way he narrates his own work excellent, unlike many self-narrating authors.
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- The Mindfulness Guru
- 09-06-21
Great Satire
Shalom Auslander’s latest novel, Mother for Dinner, is a satiric masterpiece, worthy of Voltaire and Diderot. For anyone with a deep knowledge of Jewish ritual and history, this book is a hilarious take. By using the fictional religion of cannibals, Auslander produces a characteristically comedic romp. All of Auslander’s novels and short stories are worth exploring, and this one is one of his best.
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- Arthur
- 04-27-22
brilliant but wierd
brilliant novel about prejudice, political correctness and a host of other issues. Not for everyone but i loved it.
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- Larry Lyles
- 06-21-22
Tedious
Determination got me to the end. I was anticipating a moment when I could feel it was clever and wickedly funny. In vain, alas. It slogged and slogged. Might have been effective at one-quarter the length, but as is, lots better uses of time out there.
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- D.A. Stone
- 03-08-22
Funniest, wildest, craziest stuff I have ever listened to.
This book may be the best I satire I have ever read (listened to).
I have never come across a work so brilliantly adapt at skewering ethnocentrism, ethnic narcissism and out and out racism and bigotry so thoroughly and hilariously. I did not think that Auslander was capable of toping his 2012 novel Hope: A Tragedy, but I think he may have.
Everyone who wants to understand just how preposterous so many parts of American culture have become as well as the terrible weight that many people feel compelled to impose upon themselves. Auslander does all while making the reader (listener) laugh so hard that soiling oneself or hyperventilation remain a constant possibility.
Funnier and smarter than I would have thought possible. Should be read by anyone who loves great comedy and intelligent commentary through nearly perfect storytelling. Auslander is the ****!
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- Sarah Popian
- 04-23-24
A great cynical view of the great melting pot
Cynical view of the great melting pot for everyone not just one label that we give ourselves. The Reader is not the best but does a good job.
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- io2
- 11-24-20
An absolute riot
Delicious, so fantastically delicious in fact, I might just come back for seconds.
A veritable tour de force of story telling and narration.
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- Todd Stapleman
- 10-15-20
weird and entertaining
a wonderful and entertaining book covering an unusual family and culture. I enjoyed it very much.
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- Jareth
- 12-17-21
a deep delve into an unknown culture
Shalom takes his personal upbringing through a culture that was unpleasant and flipped it into something unknown but the book itself leaves you guessing what's going to come next! I personally couldn't stop laughing/listening to this dark comedy. wasn't the greatest fan of the ending but still enjoyed it nonetheless.
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