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Lizan Mitchell
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On a road trip, Sister Betty and a gaggle of colorful characters discover what matters most. Sister Betty determines to carry out her friend's last wishes by delivering million-dollar checks to three pastors in Baltimore. Others give chase - hoping to convince her to spread the wealth.
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- LaVonne.
- 06-01-20
Very Funny Happy to Read it Will read her others
very funny names of charaters and i will plan to read the rest if series hope they will be just as funny
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- Lena L. Bowers
- 10-02-18
Attention getter k from first pragraph!
Characters are named by their personalities. The narrator was awesome and funny!
Could not put this book down! So great!
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- MommaB
- 12-21-24
Lots of Laughs
The story is light and full of laughs, but has a deeper message and meaning. Convicting to listener in a loving way filled with joy
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- Kesha
- 08-08-24
Feel Good Christian Story!
I absolutely love all the characters from Peltzer. They are a vibrant, sassy, and a little bit off kilter; but they work together to bring about a wonderful story.
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- K REED
- 11-20-16
Humorous yet powerful!
Powerful!!! Those who have an ear let them hear what the SPIRIT is saying!!!! Love it!!!
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- Pat
- 05-14-09
lessons from the grave
Humorous life lessons from the grave.
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- Audible
- 07-31-11
Gets Old Quick
I laughed a lot for the first two chapters, then I quit listening. There was way too much cuteness about the names and practically no action. It never grew and I didn't come to care about the characters.
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- Brad
- 05-15-09
bad, boring
I can listen to almost anything. In fact I made it through this but only because I didnt have anything else and I have an addiction to audio books. Honestly, this book is just stupid, not funny.
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