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Michael Kramer
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By:
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Donald Westlake
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"Great fun from one of the genre's grand masters." (Booklist)
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- Monica Barden
- 07-14-17
One of his best
Classic Donald Westlake with twists, turns, and humor. I almost didn't read this because of some low reviews, I'm so glad I did.
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- Roger AG
- 10-06-06
Poor
You must have better things to do with your time. I finished it and then wondered why.
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- Steve
- 10-01-06
stupid
Looked like a good book from the synopsis - was the wrong. How could a main character be so stupid and be able to dress himself - uses every sterotype imaginable - The reader sounded like he was reading a Dr Seuss book (maybe that is what it is). I finished listening to it in morbid fascination - just to see if it could get worse - it did.
It is impossible to identify with any of the characters - Seemed like the author was trying to write a comedy book - problem he has no sense of humor
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