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Michael Crouch
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Caitlin Kelly
About this listen
In this blockbuster installment of the best-selling Middle School series, Rafe and the other favorite characters from James Patterson's books for kids join forces for the first time in a hilarious adventure!
Rafe and Jimmy, two misunderstood "troublemakers", are finally up to something good. They're in charge of a huge celebration of books and reading - but when a small issue snowballs into a big problem that threatens to derail the whole event, they need to work fast to keep things on track!
And the best part? Rafe and Jimmy are joined by the funniest storytellers they know, including Jamie Grimm from I Funny, Jacky Ha-Ha, the Kidd family of Treasure Hunters, and super-genius Max Einstein - everyone's favorite characters from James Patterson's best-selling series for kids!
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Critic reviews
"As Patterson artfully weaves a deeper and more thought-provoking tale of childhood coping mechanisms and everyday school and family realities, readers are drawn into a deeper understanding of and compassion for the main characters." (School Library Journal, starred review)
"It's a chatty, funny, engaging book...filled with energetic cartoons...that will appeal to your little rebel, depicting teachers as dungeon-keepers, matadors and flying dragons. Patterson...knows how to structure a plot and builds in some surprising - even touching - twists.... Rafe is the bad boy with a heart of gold." (New York Times)
"A keen appreciation of kids' insecurities and an even more astute understanding of what might propel boy readers through a book.... [A] perfectly pitched novel." (Los Angeles Times)
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- Jessica Stewart
- 07-01-21
I love how there are so many stories in 1book.
I love how many stories Were in this one book and how there were to people narrating the book instead of one person.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-11-20
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I was expecting rafe, but I got basically everything else besides rafe. A major disappointment, this was ear molestation.
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