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Narrated by:
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CJ Bloom
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Lance Greenfield
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By:
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J.S. Cooper
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To Whom It May Concern,
This is a long shot.
I'm seeking a billionaire. I will also settle for a millionaire. Sorry, I'm not interested in any salesmen looking to sell me a time-share or a part of their animal balloon company (been there, done that).
I am not a gold digger, though you may not believe that. I have references. Ask all my broke exes and my best friends.
To be fair, I am not a glamorous model, actress, or professional dancer. I do, however, take pole dancing lessons (for fun, of course, not dollar bills).
I am an educated (still have the student loans to prove it), open-minded (toy stores are fun, and not for games), fairly cute (when I try), only a little curvy (those last thirty pounds don't want to leave) single female. I want to be swept off my feet, wined, dined, and bedded in ways that make me forget my name.
I have a job (that I hate), with a boss who makes me want to jump off a cliff. However, my friends make up for the day job. I'm ready for an adventure—and possibly a penthouse with a maid and a design budget.
If interested, please respond before Monday morning so I don't have to go to work.
Love,
Sultry Sassy Sarah
Note to self: don't write stupid ads while half drunk and hanging out with immature, obnoxious friends. Certainly, do not post them on the internal company message thread by mistake. Do not freak out when your boss says he wants to see you in the office first thing Monday morning. And please never make a joke, asking how many dollar bills he has to make it rain, ever again.
I'm dead meat.
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- By A.Fernandez on 07-28-24
By: Serenity Woods
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Forty, Flirty & Fired
- A Relatable Billionaire Boss Romance
- By: Lacey Monroe
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Fired on my birthday, then I drenched my arch-nemesis in champagne... I crashed my old company's gala for revenge, but things took a surprising turn when Alexander Drake, Seattle's hottest billionaire tech CEO, hired me instead of arresting me! But there's one problem: my tweet calling him out is going viral... --- "You fired me. Today. On my birthday." "Technically, the board fired you. I just had the pleasure of witnessing the aftermath." I reach for a napkin from a nearby waiter's tray, who looks like he can't decide whether to help or run away. "And I have to say, your exit strategies ...
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Cute story, robot narration
- By Amanda VS on 03-22-25
By: Lacey Monroe
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P.S. Never in a Million Years
- Cupid in the City, Book 1
- By: J. S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Laurie West
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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I never intended to actually send the email. I’m not crazy. It was just a way to vent. I actually did need the money way too much to go off on my boss. Only when I went into office the next day, there was a note on my desk. It read, “A million years is up. See me in my office.”
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Marcia and Finn
- By casvec on 06-20-22
By: J. S. Cooper
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Thirty Day Boss
- Thirty Days to Love, Book 1
- By: J. S. Cooper
- Narrated by: John York, Allie Shae
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Three days ago, I didn’t even know Simon Cambridge existed. If it wasn’t for one drunken night out with my friends, I would never have met Mr. Cocky Pants. I certainly never would have entered into a bet with him if I’d known then what I know now. And if I hadn’t lost the bet I wouldn’t have to work for him for the next month. Today is only day one and he’s already driving me crazy.
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Overall Quality A Bit Substandard...
- By Peach on 06-01-24
By: J. S. Cooper
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Moody
- By: Penelope Ward
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Sebastian York
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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The day I showed up to Dax Moody’s sprawling home, I had no idea what was coming. As a traveling massage therapist, I was used to entering the houses of strangers. But this assignment was different from any before it. From the outside, I’d correctly assumed the owner was rich. What I didn’t realize was that he would be younger than I’d imagined, single, stunningly gorgeous, and mysterious.
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AN EMOTIONAL HEART Vs HEAD SLO-O-O-O-O-OW-BURN
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 08-24-22
By: Penelope Ward
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Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend
- Never Say Never, Book 1
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Carly Robins, Lee Samuels
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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When my brother’s best friend asks me to fake marry him to secure a business deal he desperately needs, I laugh in his face. Me, help Carter Harrington? That’s split-your-pants, rip-roaring hilarious. I don’t even like him.
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You um… lost me with this one.
- By Shaunta on 02-28-23
By: Lauren Landish
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Of Monsters, Men, & Moles
- The Marchesi Mafia Family, Book 1
- By: Natalia Lamb, J. S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Ri Paige, Thomas Locklear
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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My roommate invited me to a party. I didn’t realize it was for a Mafia boss who was looking to select a wife. There were hundreds of women there, hoping to win the honor, but he was not my idea of a Prince Charming. He was tall, arrogant, cold, austere, and the most handsome man I’d ever seen. They called him Antonio “The Wolf” Marchesi, and the name sent a shiver down my spine. I decided to leave the party before my real identity was discovered. I climbed down a tree and slipped, and he caught me at the bottom. He held me like he didn’t want to let go.
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No sequel on Audible
- By Kelly Fiveash on 05-22-23
By: Natalia Lamb, and others
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The Perfect Mistake
- The Connovan Chronicles, Book 2
- By: Olivia Hayle
- Narrated by: Meg Price, Oliver Clarke
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Isabel is fifteen years too young, too kind, and far too attractive for this to be anything but a problem. Nannying requires her to move in, living close enough to reach out and grab... Not that I would. I’m old enough to know better. She’s a professional ballerina recovering from an injury, and I’m the CEO of a multibillion-dollar conglomerate. She needs a job. I need a nanny. It’s a simple win-win.
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Step by step
- By Ruby L. Koreshi on 08-20-24
By: Olivia Hayle
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Park Avenue Player
- By: Penelope Ward, Vi Keeland
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Andi Arndt
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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It started out like any normal day. Then the fender bender happened. The guy I collided with drove an expensive car and was drop-dead gorgeous. Too bad he was also a total jerk. We argued over whose fault it was and any other thing that came out of his condescending mouth. Eventually, the police came and we went our separate ways. The insurance companies would have to figure things out. I had a job interview to get to anyway - one I was excited about. Though that excitement changed to disappointment the moment the person interviewing me walked in. The guy from the accident.
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LOVE!
- By Sharon_M on 10-04-19
By: Penelope Ward, and others
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The Wife Situation
- Billionaire Situation, Book 1
- By: Lyra Parish
- Narrated by: Amy Hall, Marcio Catalano
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Easton Calloway needs a wifey, pronto, and he chooses me to temporarily fill the position. While I want to tell him to eff off, I can't walk away from the temptation. So, I do what any broke actress living in New York City would do, and I agree to the terms and conditions. It should be easy: a year of marriage, a cushy penthouse in the city, and a spending allowance. After three hundred sixty-five days, I'll receive divorce papers and a check in the mail. All I have to do is pretend we're happily married without falling in love.
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Lexi and Easton
- By bstnwhaler on 04-20-25
By: Lyra Parish
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A Bossy Roommate
- Next Door to a Billionaire
- By: Jolie Day
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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I never thought I’d see her again—the woman I left behind at the motel after our one-night stand. Picture my surprise when she strolls into the office as my new assistant. But wait, there’s more. I come home to find her with suitcases, nowhere to stay. I could decline to have her move in, yet I see a chance. My nosy aunt’s visiting, expecting to meet my non-existent spouse. My assistant’s onboard with the madness of playing my newlywed wife.
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Just ok!
- By Mom and Wife who loves romance😍 on 12-17-24
By: Jolie Day
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This Is Crazy
- By: Natasha Madison
- Narrated by: Samantha Summers, Jack DuPont
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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All my life I've said I will never date a hockey player. I know better because I've seen and lived it all. My father is a hockey god, my brother is the captain of the most successful NHL team in the world, and my brother-in-law also plays in the league. Their lives are complicated, so I went in the opposite direction. I fell in love with a scholar. But instead of proposing marriage, he broke up with me.
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It’s crazy how much I enjoyed this book!
- By amazonobsessed on 05-28-20
By: Natasha Madison
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The Invitation
- By: Vi Keeland
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Andi Arndt
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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The first time I met Hudson Rothschild was at a wedding. I’d received an unexpected invitation to one of the swankiest venues in the city. Hudson was a groomsman and quite possibly the most gorgeous man I’d ever laid eyes on. He asked me to dance, and our chemistry was off the charts. I knew it wasn’t a good idea to get involved with him, considering the wedding I was at. But our connection was intense, and I was having a great time. Though the fun came to a screeching halt when Hudson figured out I wasn’t who I’d said I was.
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Just okay
- By AudieLover on 01-31-21
By: Vi Keeland
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- Private
- 09-26-24
Hilarious
I laughed a lot during this book! The pole dance bet was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣.
I appreciated the uptodate dialog, music references, and body image for both male and female characters.
Im never a fan of drawn out angst drama.
There’s angst in the storyline but their banter made it feel very light.
The performance was ok. I always like Bloom! Greenfield was ok, He has an awkward emphasis at the end of sentences and he’s a bit high pitched and I prefer a deeper tone.
Overall it’s worth it! Going to get the next book too!
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