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Narrated by:
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Meaghan Mack
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By:
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Michael Lynes
About this listen
A fun Christmas short story!
Listen to this new short from Michael Lynes, the award-winning author of "There Is a Reaper" and "The Fat Man Gets Out of Bed".
©2017 Michael D Lynes (P)2018 Michael D LynesListeners also enjoyed...
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- Azura S
- 12-02-18
Solid Sci-Fi Short
This is a pretty brief story and thus, this will be a fairly brief review. The narration is solid here and brings this sci-fi tale to life. Michael's writing is good quality. If you want something to fill a coffee break - this is a good way to go. Please note: I got a copy of this for free in exchange for a review. However, the review is my own and was not required as part of the provision of this work.
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- Deedra
- 11-29-18
Mrry Ex-mas
Cute,space xmas tale. Meaghan Mack was a good narrator.I was given this book by the narrator,author or publisher free for an honest review.
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