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Narrated by:
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Lee Ann Howlett
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By:
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Dorothy Parker
About this listen
In this story, by American writer Dorothy Parker, a woman gives a laundry list of men she's not married to. She also convincingly states the reasons why she is not and would not want to be married to the various men. Parker's wit and humor shine through as the eccentricities and foibles of the men are described.
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