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Carrie McCrossen
About this listen
Veronica Mars meets Moxie in this hilarious and biting YA contemporary novel following Margot Mertz, a girl who runs an internet cleanup business and embarks on a quest to take down a revenge-porn site targeting the girls in her school.
For the right price, high school junior Margot Mertz will go to the ends of the internet to remove your nip-slip, dick pic, or embarrassing DM. At least that's what it says on her business card. Margot founded a now notorious company that helps students, teachers, even a local weatherman, discreetly clean up their digital shame. And since her parents lost her college fund, Margot is happy to work for anyone...if they can pay, she can clean.
But when a fellow student hires her to take down some leaked nudes, Margot discovers a secret revenge porn site featuring Roosevelt High girls. And hell hath no fury like Margot when she sees girls’ butts shared without their consent. With the help of an unwitting ally, the popular and uncomfortably handsome Avery Green, Margot will gain access to the far flung cliques of Roosevelt High. Anything to find the mastermind (read: asshole) behind the site. But the more she digs, the deeper and darker the case becomes until Margot realizes that some jobs are so dirty, no one can come away clean. Even her. Gross.
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- ANONYMOUS JIMMY
- 11-13-21
Funny and fresh!
Really funny, like, actually laugh out loud funny. The jokes and one-liners are like something out of a YA “Veep”.
Narration is clear and pleasant to listen to.
I hope there are more Margot Mertz books soon!
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- Melissa Duncan
- 12-20-21
Mermerizing
The authors created a story that mesmerized me and left me wanting more. The author's presentation was masterful in that engaged one as a listener without overdoing it. It reaches audiences beyond YA. Loved it.
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