
Life's a Witch
Reverse Harem Paranormal Prison (Guild of Guardians, Book 1)
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Narrated by:
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Bridget Bordeaux
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Jake Bordeaux
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By:
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Skyler Andra
About this listen
What is it that they say? Life's a witch, and then you die.
Change and I have never been best friends, something that's only gotten clearer from my imprisonment at the Guild of Guardians. As punishment for stealing a magical object, I’ve got to hunt down criminal supernaturals to pay off my sentence.
The men in my new team don’t want me around. Neither do the other inmates. They just want to push me to my limits, test me, thinking that I’ll fail. But they have another thing coming. I’m Astra Nomical. I'll pass everything they throw my way, prove I’m worthy, and I won't lose my heart along the way.
Life's a Witch is book one in the Guild of Guardians series, a supernatural prison reverse harem with enemies to lovers, plenty of action, swoon-worthy men, and a heroine determined to end up on top. For fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Cassandra Clare's Shadow Hunters.
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- N.J.
- 07-04-23
Audio book does not match book
This audiobook does not match the wording in the kindle version. The story itself is good. Just wish I could of followed the audiobook with the actual book. A bit disappointed.
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