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Narrated by:
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Ray Sawyer
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By:
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Tom Holt
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Polly, an average, completely ordinary property lawyer, is convinced she's losing her mind. Someone keeps drinking her coffee. And talking to her clients. And doing her job. And when she goes to the dry cleaner's to pick up her dress for the party, it's not there. Not the dress - the dry cleaner's. And then there are the chickens who think they are people. Something strange is definitely going on - and it's going to take more than a magical ring to sort it out.
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- Glenn
- 08-11-13
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loved every minute of it!!!!! A rollicking inter dimensional comedy of errors,real estate,and chickens. Great.
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