
Life Is Short/Death Is Forever
Finding Joy and Pleasure in Each Day Without Hurting Anyone Along the Way
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Steve Hartman’s inspirational and motivational memoir is peppered with research-based observations, pointed questions, hilarious anecdotes, delicious - and terrifying - sexual escapades, and genuine concern for his fellow humans, indeed for all creatures great and small. His periodic Socratic approach often challenges acceptable norms and beliefs. Looking at life through the lens of his uniquely personal experiences and thoughts, Hartman shares valuable lessons on how to live a joyful pleasure filled life without lecturing to the listener.
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- Karen
- 01-26-20
A fun reminder to LIVE life.
This was a great book to kick the year off with. It really reminds you to LIVE life. It is the perfect mix of humor, antidotes and solid research.
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