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Liches Get Stitches, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Ella Lynch
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By:
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HJ Tolson
About this listen
Evil has arrived in the capital...and she's looking to go shopping.
After a startling vision and an uninvited visit from a rival lich, Maud sets off for the city to prepare for war. Leaving a trail of deboned corpses in her wake, this simple country lich solves a few murders, commits a few more, and discovers along the way that some things are worth dying for. Again.
Maud’s heart may have stopped beating long ago, but she is determined to live her new "life" to the fullest. Featuring necrotic crafting, neurotic knitting, two naughty crows, and one very haunted castle.
Liching Hour is a grisly slice-of-life progression fantasy with a trigger warning for gore.
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- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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an excellent play on cards
- By Tiffany Clark on 11-15-24
By: John Stovall
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How to Be Dead Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Dave Turner
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul-crushing dead-end job. He's in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut. His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience—though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard-drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely, and dangerous.
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Good piece of brain candy
- By Cynthia Roman on 10-30-24
By: Dave Turner
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Monarch: A Prince Out of Time
- Monarch, Book 1
- By: J. McCoy, Eligos
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s hard to be a drunken idiot when the world keeps burning down around you. Cairn, the charming-yet-utterly-irresponsible heir to the Uskarrion throne, is all too happy to toss the crown aside. But an invasion, conspiracy, and rise of a terrifying villain result in his untimely death. Then, Cairn reawakens. It's a decade earlier, and he's in his childhood body. But he remembers everything...there's much to accomplish. First, however, he'd really love to stop himself from dying.
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Multi-Reborn
- By Francisco on 04-24-22
By: J. McCoy, and others
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Ordination
- The Paladin Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Daniel M. Ford
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 18 hrs and 42 mins
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Allystaire Coldbourne travels a treacherous path toward his Ordination as a holy knight of legend, a Paladin, a savior of the people. But to fulfill this role, he - and the unexpected allies he finds along the way - must face the demonic, sorcerous evil that stalks the land, the wrath of gods and men, and his own dark past.
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Great writing with a simple story.
- By Annabelle Duncan on 09-08-17
By: Daniel M. Ford
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Incendio: Flame Born
- Chronicles of an Urban Elemental, Book 1
- By: Auburn Tempest, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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I knew three things about my life before adoption: I was a baby rescued from a blazing house fire, I was found in the arms of a dead man, and no one ever came to claim me. No one. Not ever. Now, as a Montreal detective, I'm dedicated to hunting truths for a living. Unheard voices. Cold cases. Unsolved mysteries. Unearthing secrets hidden in the shadows is my jam. Until the fae veil falls . . . When the world learns magic is real, everything changes. Montreal begins seething with prana energy, dormant genes activate, and seemingly normal humans experience magical awakenings.
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Another hit!!
- By Robert Baca on 09-05-24
By: Auburn Tempest, and others
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Domestication (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Battle Mage Farmer, Book 1
- By: Seth Ring
- Narrated by: full cast, Holly Adams, Christopher Walker, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
- Original Recording
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A world on the precipice of the apocalypse. A secret forged in the flames of war. A chance to start over. For John Sutton, only one of those three things matters. Retired from a decade of brutal war, he wants nothing more than a quiet pastoral life while he does his best to stem the steady increase of his Doom Points before they hit 100, signaling the start of the end. He’s been given a small farm on the outskirts of the empire as a thanks for his service, but no matter how far he travels, it's impossible to escape the war's devastating effects on the world.
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AWESOME NESS
- By Kari R Ergle on 06-27-24
By: Seth Ring
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Heavenly Chaos
- Heavenly Chaos, Book 1
- By: Daniel Schinhofen
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Benedict Aaron Rodney had a terrible life for eighteen years. Then, something miraculous happened: the Heavens stepped in, granting him a Sphere. Spontaneous manifestation of a Sphere was very rare, but it happened on occasion. Benedict, while being beaten unconscious and having his bones broken, was suddenly the Holder of a Sphere of Regeneration.
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Bad
- By Jack Brown on 07-02-24
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Homeland
- Legend of Drizzt: Dark Elf Trilogy, Book 1
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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This stunning new release of the classic R.A. Salvatore novel recounts the origins of Salvatore's signature dark elf character, Drizzt Do'Urden. This title kicks off The Legend of Drizzt series, which will showcase the classic dark elf novels in these new audiobook editions.
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Among the drow, all trust is foolish.
- By Pi on 04-26-13
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack
- Jane Bond, Books 1-2
- By: V.R. Tapscott
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Contains books one and two of the humorous sci-fi Jane Bond series: Some Assembly Required and Dark Side of the Moon.
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PG 13 Scifi stories.
- By C E Wright on 02-21-21
By: V.R. Tapscott
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The Girl in Red
- By: Christina Henry
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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It's not safe for anyone alone in the woods. There are predators that come out at night: critters and coyotes, snakes and wolves. But the woman in the red jacket has no choice. Not since the Crisis came, decimated the population, and sent those who survived fleeing into quarantine camps that serve as breeding grounds for death, destruction, and disease. She is just a woman trying not to get killed in a world that doesn't look anything like the one she grew up in, the one that was perfectly sane and normal and boring until three months ago.
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this seems like an unfinished 1st or 2nd draft
- By Kryptonite451 on 11-25-19
By: Christina Henry
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The Bystander
- The Game at Carousel, Book 1
- By: Rob M. Lastrel
- Narrated by: Adam Sims
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
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When horror-obsessed Riley Lawrence and his group of college friends arrive in the small town of Carousel for their Centennial Celebration, the few decrepit cars parked in the street don’t scare them. But when they enter a locked building, an animatronic usher hands them each a ticket, and the lights dim, Riley realizes they’ve entered the inescapable patchwork of a horror movie set. And they’ve each been assigned an archetype—Scholar, Athlete, Eye Candy, Final Girl—to play out as the curtains rise.
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Living the movie life isn’t as glamorous as you might hope!
- By Corey on 02-26-24
By: Rob M. Lastrel
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Gideon the Ninth
- By: Tamsyn Muir
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 16 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Tamsyn Muir’s Gideon the Ninth unveils a solar system of swordplay, cut-throat politics, and lesbian necromancers. Her characters leap out of the audio, as skillfully animated as arcane revenants. The result is a heart-pounding epic science fantasy. Brought up by unfriendly, ossifying nuns, ancient retainers, and countless skeletons, Gideon is ready to abandon a life of servitude and an afterlife as a reanimated corpse.
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Fun. Not art, very gory, but 100% fun.
- By Sarah K. on 10-27-19
By: Tamsyn Muir
What listeners say about Liching Hour
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- Tanker Jack
- 09-27-22
Wonderful story
The reason I say this is simple, the story is exactly that, a wonderful story.
We cannot wait for the next one
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- craig goad
- 04-13-23
Liches Get Riches
Hopefully, I gladly pay for this Wonderous creation, May this Artist of Artists never put that hallowed pen down!!! Can't wait to consume "Liche Please"!!!
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- Nathaniel
- 11-02-22
Never left lacking
I really enjoyed the story it was wonderful to fallow along and I never felt bored with the story.
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- Jeff Brannon
- 06-26-23
Not much of a reader
But I have read this 3x. Love the humor and character development. Well done HJ Tolson.
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- Zero Calvin
- 09-22-22
Every Bit as Good as the First
Maude is still wonderful and it is still a pleasure to cheer her on in her undead adventures. If you enjoyed the first book, you will love this one as well. I'm now anxiously awaiting the third in the series.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-03-22
wonderful
the sequel is just as good as the first book for a continuation! the characters are more numerous, the battles more extreme, and I just adore Maude. I hope to see a third book soon! :)
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- Kevin
- 12-16-22
Pretty good for what it is
It turned out better than expected. Some parts took me a bit to get through. The narrator does an excellent job too.
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- Mike
- 01-07-24
Less early D&D leveling, less b*stard, more fun
The MC is less outwardly evil, starting to grow a heart and become more interesting than just a typical evil lich that happens to knit sweaters. I enjoyed it more than the first. Ig someone told the author their character was hard to like and they turned her around. We also get more power fantasy fun, and some real stakes!
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- Anonymous User
- 01-01-24
Darkly enjoyable.
Maud continues to be very charming in her own unique and yet weirdly relatable fashion.
I enjoy her continued adventure with the backdrop of an epic plot she seems to only be barely aware of.
Exciting, funny, endearing and with a lot of macabre and dark humour.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-22-22
did they record through a styrofoam cup?!
I enjoy the story but audio quality is a issue. it's not a huge issue but still sounds bad.
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