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Liches Get Stitches, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Ella Lynch
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By:
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HJ Tolson
About this listen
Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but this hot lich is bringing ribbons and a sharp axe.
Having successfully stolen half the souls of Fairhaven out from under her rival's pretentious undead nose, Maud must now find homes for all her new pets, but the living are much noisier than the dead. As if that wasn't vexing enough, the self-appointed lich king has just unleashed a zombie plague on the land, threatening both Maud's patience and her wool supply.
Sometimes, to earn your peace and quiet, you just have to pop on a nice dress and go to war.
New undead adventures await—more murder, more mayhem, and definitely more abominable crafting.
Lich, Please is a grisly slice-of-life fantasy with ample gore.
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For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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Okay for a long road trip
- By Sailfish on 01-05-25
By: DB. King
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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- jared jinx
- 05-01-23
Wonderful!
This series is quite unique. I went into this book hoping for many things that happened, and was pleasantly surprised by much more.
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- Cole
- 05-04-23
pretty good!
I look forward to the next book! Love the Grimoire.
The story is unique and fun.
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- craig goad
- 07-11-23
So Awesome
I began this series after waiting for it to hit Audible, originally seeing it online. I really wanted a good voice act(or/ress) and I was not disappointed. What a great story and a perfect medium. Can't wait to see her devilish plans in the future!
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- Zero Calvin
- 05-24-23
I Was Worried, But It Turned Out Great.
I loved the first book so much, and I liked the second one too, but I wasn't too keen on having her face off against another lich. I didn't really like the mood of the second book with the constant threat of a boogyman springing up at any time. And then, unfortunately, she wasn't able to beat him by the end so now we are facing more of the same in the third book.
On top of that annoyance, we are also introduced to a whole undead plague in this book, which caused my heart to sink. I really worried that the whole book was going to be about Maude having to search for and concoct a cure for this, and then waste the whole book fighting zombies. Fortunately, while it seemed that way at first, the book moves on relatively quickly from that and simply follows Maude as she builds up her offenses and defenses in preparation to fight the annoying lich guy yet again. Normally this wouldn't interest me much either, but this is Maude we are talking about so she does it all with style and quality crafting. Her character really makes these books worthwhile. I loved the ending and I urge you to give it a chance even if you are hesitant about it like me.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-13-23
Awesome Sequel
if you have been following the books thus far, just get this one! There are not enough reviews here, so I'm adding one because it deserves more recognition!
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- Lydell Moore
- 02-02-24
Fun listen!
I've been thoroughly enjoying this series this far. The characters have growth and the situations have kept me engaged.
if you like your dramas light hearted and fun this is a nice little series to listen to.
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- morgen bickler
- 08-16-23
Not in keeping with the first two
A good story but it would have been better with a summary rather than the forced story arch. The first two books have earned a read for the next but I just hope it has been planned better.
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