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Read Shepherd
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Steve McElhenny
About this listen
The year is 1986.
The increasing popularity of video-game consoles and home-video recorders render requests for traditional toys at an all-time low.
With his workshop rapidly losing popularity and demand among the children of the world, Santa Claus decides to take his business in a new direction.
International drug trafficking.
After all, why lose money making Christmas crackers, when he can earn money making Christmas crackheads?
With his new business plan and slave-like working conditions causing great pain and misery among his elf employees, one of the elves escapes to the big city to enlist the help of Dallas Stone, a maverick cop who only knows one way to fight crime.
Action has a new face - and a terrible mullet.
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- julian tarasiuk
- 07-21-24
very good
you will really like this book if your into detective stuff. very good narrator and amazing story line
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- Aaron & Klarissa
- 12-11-24
Cop good, Santa Bad
I laughed so much. I loved the senior partner, hard on the outside, but soft on the inside. I did also like how bad Santa became, but he was still jolly.
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