
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
An Extreme Horror Short
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Narrated by:
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Micah Cottingham
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By:
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Eric Butler
About this listen
Alex has a crush on the new teacher’s assistant, and he’s finally worked up the nerve to approach her.
Too bad she’s crossed the University’s star player, and Duncan Shaw has no choice but to make her disappear.
He plans to lay the blame on the local urban legend, but tonight he just might learn that some legends are real.
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- Lesley K Gosson
- 02-19-23
Urban Legend Becomes Reality
*TRIGGER WARNING* Sexual Assault
This is a difficult story to get through but like a train wreck you find that you can't look away.
You need a strong stomach for this one.
It's gross, disgusting, definitely inducing your gag reflex. Eric Butler has the ability to create visuals in your mind that is genuinely the stuff of nightmares.
If you like folklore, urban legends you absolutely must read POPE LICK MASSACRE by Eric Butler and narrated by Micah Cottingham.
Eric Butler writes Horror beautifully and flawlessly. I guarantee you won't see the final twist and gut punch coming. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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