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Johnny Two Kebabs
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Kieran McKenna
About this listen
It is a fact that the average male bladder can hold approximately a pint of liquid. This quantity is somewhat greater in an Irishman. The bladder of a healthy Irishman can generally hold at least 750ml, or nearly one and a half pints. However, there are exceptions to every rule, and every so often a male with a much larger capacity than normal appears, and with a bit of training and determination, his bladder can, in fact, accommodate an amount significantly greater than the average.
In the case of Johnny Two Kebabs, it is well known that before having to relieve himself, he has, on occasion, imbibed up to four pints of lager. In this fifth installment of Johnny's memoirs, he relates how his "enhanced bladder capacity" helped prevent a terrorist attack by the Cornish separatist group the CNLO.
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