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Todd Almond
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Todd Almond
About this listen
Love at first sight is easy; letting it through the front door is an Odyssey.
All he wants to do is let the perfect man in, but can he overcome his unhinged neighbor, a seductive cult, a self-obsessed vampire, and a cat intent on dragging him to hell?
After a hit run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, this critically acclaimed, Audible-commissioned musical adventure was recorded live at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre in New York City. Written and performed by Todd Almond and directed by Obie Award-winner David Cromer, I’m Almost There is a rueful, hilarious, and poignant modern love story in song about a man crossing a sea of doubts to find happiness ... and good coffee.
Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.
Available in Dolby Atmos on Audible
©2025 Todd Almond (P)2025 AO Media LLC
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- Breanna Sosnicki
- 02-23-25
Playful and beautiful piano storytelling
Loved this silly storytelling experience. Grown up Holden Caulfield love story. Wacky and minimal at the same time.
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- Lady Max
- 04-15-25
funny moving great performance and material
This show was a wonderful experience on all levels! songs, arrangements, voice! humorous and touching!
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- Rayna Friendly
- 02-25-25
Funny and beautiful
Great voice and story, enjoyed the humor and music. Need to fill more space here.
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- JulieM
- 03-06-25
Fun romp with music
Absolutely loved this! The songs are catchy enough that I'd listen again, and the Odyssey theme totally works.
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- Terri Rathbun
- 03-07-25
I'm Almost There ✍️ Written By, Todd Almond
🎙️🎶 Audiobook Performance By, Todd Almond, And Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.
What a bizarrely entertaining love story! Mr. Almond has an amazing singing and vocal performance voice. I've never quite experienced an audio story such as this one but I must say, I didn't hate it... Not at all!😄 At times the subject matter came from WAY out of left field and a little, no a LOT, tongue-in-cheek humorous, but it was wickedly fun! Definitely a fun-filled hour!
Terri R 🤓📚❣️
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- BSHARVEY
- 03-19-25
Just WOW!
I am so glad I listened to this book. It is amazing! I loved everything about it.
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- Jodi Tanner
- 03-31-25
Slam dunk from beginning to end!
This was utterly captivating from the start - poignant, tender, and wistful. Brilliant storytelling through music. Bravo!
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- KAC Reviews
- 02-19-25
So Talented, Artistic and Refreshing
This is a rare find on Audible! Thank you for such a treat Todd Almond! So enjoyable, lighthearted and entertaining.
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- Kekaburro
- 03-23-25
Wow! Just wow.
What am amazing talent. At one point I was so moved that I was crying. I can't even tell you why. Treat yourself to this incredible hour of entertainment.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-03-25
Absolutely fabulous
Funny, cheery, comedic, simple yet complicated. A great hour of humor. A little silly. A lot of fun!
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