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Narrated by:
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Shaun Moreton
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Taryn Ryan
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By:
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Michael Robotham
About this listen
Crime fiction is the single most popular genre in international publishing, and Australia has some of the finest practitioners when it comes to walking the mean streets and nailing the bad guys.
Australia's best crime writers - Michael Robotham, Kerry Greenwood, Shane Maloney, Peter Corris, Tara Moss and more - share the secrets to their success, their best-ever writing tips and their favourite 'must reads'.
An ideal guide for aspiring writers and crime fiction fans alike.
©2013 Michael Robotham (P)2020 Aurora Audio BooksListeners also enjoyed...
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- sanaz
- 12-31-23
Not what I expected
So, I should've paid attention before using my credit on this. When I saw Michael Robotham's name I clicked buy as I've done before. This is NOT a M.R book but a bunch of essays on how to write a detective/crime novel. Not what I was interested in. Hope audible takes it back.
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