
I Love You (And Other Lies I've Told)
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Narrated by:
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Hallie Ricardo
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By:
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Crissy Milazzo
About this listen
Have you ever been so low that you cried while eating a sandwich, or so high that you bought three pizzas and got into a stranger's van? No? Live those ugly truths (and several pretty hilarious lies) vicariously through a compilation of Crissy Milazzo's best essays.
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