How to Paris
A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Kicked Out of France: The No-Nonsense Guide to Parisian Life, Travel, and Avoiding Tourist Mistakes
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Narrated by:
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Gary Roelofs
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By:
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Dustin Gross
About this listen
Paris is beautiful. Paris is frustrating. Paris will eat you alive—unless you know what you’re doing. So you’re dreaming of sipping espresso at a charming café, strolling along the Seine, and living your best Parisian fantasy? Fantastic. But here’s the thing: Paris doesn’t care about your dreams. The city is unforgiving to tourists, brutal to the unprepared, and an endless maze of unspoken rules. That’s where this book comes in. How to avoid tourist traps, scams, and pickpockets (without looking paranoid). The unspoken social rules that Parisians follow (and why they secretly admire you when you get them right). What to wear to blend in (and why your sneakers might be an issue). Café culture decoded – how to order coffee like a local (and not get judged for it). The Metro: A survival guide (because getting lost is inevitable).
If you want honest, hilarious, and brutally practical advice about Paris, this book is for you. Perfect for: First-time visitors, digital nomads, expats, or anyone who wants to experience Paris the right way. Scroll up & grab your copy now!
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