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Tales from a Terrible Viking
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Narrated by:
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Saffron Coomber
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By:
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Cat Weldon
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Katie Kear
About this listen
A hilarious high-stakes fantasy adventure about friendship and bravery set in the world of the Norse Gods. Cat Weldon's How to Be a Hero is perfect for fans of How to Train Your Dragon and Who Let the Gods Out.
A no-good Viking thief. The worst-ever trainee valkyrie. An ungodly case of mistaken identity.
When failing trainee Valkyrie Lotta mistakes an unconscious Viking thief, Whetstone, for a fallen hero and takes him triumphantly to Valhalla, things are definitely not turning out to be epic or glorious. Having lost a precious talking cup, Whetstone is also desperate to cover up his mistake and the two embark on a quarrelsome journey to find it and regain their heroic status. But Loki the trickster God is desperate to get his hands on the cup with a plan to unleash chaos across the nine worlds. Can Whetstone prove himself a hero after all when it matters most?
The first in a hilarious and fast-paced trilogy about how to be brave, what it means to be a hero and just how confusing the Norse Gods really are. Continue the adventure with Land of Lost Things.
©2020 Cat Weldon (P)2020 Macmillan Publishers International LtdListeners also enjoyed...
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