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Rob Groves
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Stella Ibekwe
About this listen
Santa Claus aka Father Christmas is a man who is known to be well-mannered, happy, jolly, and full of laughter. But this Santa was not. Behind closed doors, he was a horrible, egotistical, and grumpy old man; but no one knew this except of course for Mrs. Claus and the elves, who had spent their whole lives putting up with his rude and intolerable behavior.
One day, the elves decide to teach Santa a lesson by putting him under a magic spell that would cause him to speak his mind in public and reveal his true personality: loud-mouthed and arrogant. As a result, the children find out Santa is not so nice after all.
But how do they react? And is Santa able to regain their respect? Listen on and find out....
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- Kactt
- 04-07-19
A different but interesting story
An interesting story, I enjoyed listening. I'm glad Santa was able to realise the reason he made the kids cry and that he gave us all a reminder of the true meaning of Christmas. Good work, keep it up and continue going from strength to strength!
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- Nadiyah
- 03-30-19
Too Preachy!
The story sounded good on paper, then I listened to it. I expected a Christmas Story about a rude Santa re-learning how to be humble and kind again, not a sermon on women's rights, body acceptance, and the commericalism of Christmas! It wasn't even cleverly wovern in or written. Not worthy the three bucks spent!
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