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Christopher Ryan Grant
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Joe R. Lansdale
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Now the basis of the new series on SundanceTV.
Only Hap and Leonard would catch a cold case with hot cars, hot women, and ugly skinheads.
The story starts simply enough when Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican with an addiction to Dr. Pepper, are working a freelance surveillance job in East Texas. The uneventful stakeout is coming to an end when the pair witness a man abusing his dog. Leonard takes matters into his own fists, and now the bruised dog abuser wants to press charges.
One week later, a woman named Lilly Buckner drops by their new PI office with a proposition: Find her missing granddaughter, or she'll turn in a video of Leonard beating the dog abuser. The pair agrees to take on the cold case and soon discover that the used car dealership where her granddaughter worked is actually a front for a prostitution ring. The mystery of her disappearance only deepens from there.
Filled with Lansdale's trademark whip-smart dialogue, relentless pacing, and unorthodox characters, Honky Tonk Samurai is a rambunctious thrill ride by one hell of a writer.
©2016 Joe R. Lansdale (P)2016 Hachette AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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- Mara Major
- 05-14-19
Great story! Narrator was changed!
Joe R. Lansdale is an outstanding author. the stories are riveting and engaging. BUT! They changed the narrator from Phil Gilgante to Christopher Ryan Grant. It didn't even remotely feel like the same characters or story.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-16-19
great
This guy needs to narrate the other Hap & Lenord books that he has not yet read. especially for the sake of bringing Jim Bob Luke to life. other narrators do nothing for jim bob ! it's so obvious. I feel like I'm missing out not being able to hear Christopher Ryan Grant narrate bad chilli, two bear mambo, rumble tumble & the rest. please Mr Lansdale, take this into consideration.
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- Fee
- 04-07-16
tissue?
I missed Phil Gigante, but adjusted. I wanted to wait until the next book was out (I hate waiting).
Again, Hap and Leonard sets out to rescue a friend's family member, and they just may be in over their head this time.
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- Dominick
- 09-25-19
salute to ole Lansdale
maybe best hap and Leonard adventure yet I'm amazed that anyone can imagine stories so intense
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- Jeff Solomon
- 08-21-24
Book amazing, voice awesome.
I’ve listened to all the Hap and Leonard books up through 7 and I stopped then. This is primarily because I loved Phil Gigante so much and when they added a another voice actor, that just didn’t cut it. So I didn’t read that one. Years later I decided to look him up again and realized there had been some more books written with another voice actor. Christopher, the voice talent for this book, sounds a lot like Phil Gigante, not quite but very close. He does a great job bringing Lansdale’s world to life, and of course the story is amazing as usual. It’s really one of the most satisfying, entertaining, heartwarming, exciting and overall great rides of fiction.
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-02-16
Enjoyed the storyline
Loved all the characters. Had to keep listening - all 10+ hours! Love Hap and Leonard. Marvin was such a character. I found myself laughing out loud!
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- Monty
- 04-06-16
Hap and Leonard are back at it again
Another great book in the HAP and Leonard series. I can't wait to see what happens next.
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- Colin
- 02-08-16
More Classic Hap and Leonard
First things first might as well get it out of the way, Phil Gigante is not the narrator of this book after a long a successful history of narrating Joe R. Lansdale books a change had to be made (see last part of review for more info as to why) Christoper Ryan Grant does a decent job of filling in those giant boots though. He didn't have the range of Gigante but does a passable good ol boys accent which seems to fit the setting, maybe a bit more deep south vs South/South western. But it doesn't distract from the story which is the most important thing.
Story wise Lansdale remains at the top of his game. The language of these books have always been their strong parts and Honky Tonk Samurai carries that forward. There are absurdist moments, that literally had me laughing out loud in the check out line while listening on my ipod. In many ways you know what you are going to get when listen to a Hap and Leonard novel, the two long time friends who are the laid back get along to get by type of guys are pulled into some form of trouble/mystery and have to fight curse and con their way out of it. I won't spoil things but will say there are some significant changes to the formula in Honky Tonk that break the status quo and may point to end game for the dynamic duo. The story features many series favorites putting in appearances including the fun and cocky Jim Bob Luke, the grizzled veteran Martin and of course the tough as nails but still manages to be sexy Brett.
I would say, you would enjoy the story if this is your first Hap and Leonard novel, but you will get a much deeper appreciation if you have been following the series up to this point, as it does touch on themes and relationships that have developed over the history of the two main characters. Either way give it a go you will not be disappointed, and if you have even 1 funny bone in your body it will be tickled.
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Many are upset about the departure of Phil Gigante who readings of these books have helped to shape the identities of the characters within. But before you judge the book or audible too harshly take a second and enter his name into google and you will understand why he isn't doing the book and I actually applaud audible for getting rid of his services even knowing that it will probably lead to some negative reviews. So while its a loss talent wise, there is a gain in integrity and I look forward to hearing more Lansdale books by Christopher Ryan Grant in the future.
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- Sulitha NoNo
- 03-14-16
Very entertaing!
First audio book and loved. I bought it after hearing the author in an interview.
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- John
- 06-19-21
A great listen...
I can't say enough about how great an author Joe Lansdale is. His unique style of storytelling in this great story of two brothers, Hap and Leonard and the dark paths Lansdale drags them continue to capture the imagination and keep listening. These two make good riding buddies as they work a case for an old lady looking for her granddaughter. They make it through by the skin of their teeth... or do they.
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