
Homicidal Ham and Eggs
A Diner Cozy Mystery
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Constance Barker

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Welcome to the Mad Egg Diner, Where Your Eggs are Cooked Over Easy and Your Murder is Hard Boiled
The Quaking Aspen Arts Festival descends upon Cascade, bringing a whirlwind of excitement and leaving Melody Bristol's diner thriving amidst the chaos. Unfazed by the condescending Chief of Police's warnings to stay out of official investigations, our intrepid heroine remains determined to see justice served.
When Ruby's boyfriend is brutally gunned down outside his pub and Ruby herself is accused of the crime, her heartbreak renders her reporter's instincts useless. In her stead, Melody steps up to the challenge, plunging headfirst into the case to clear her friend's name—despite Gabe's fervent objections.
Together, the contentious duo rounds up an array of suspects, including a resentful barmaid, a confrontational beer enthusiast, and a revengeful rival. As they dig deeper, they uncover startling evidence that connects the town's last four murders to an insidious web of organized crime.
Suddenly, Melody finds herself in over her head, grappling with the staggering revelation of mob mayhem in small-town Colorado.
As she struggles to digest this explosive information, Melody stumbles upon a startling connection that leads back to the town's most beguiling and unscrupulous lawyer. Could this suave Armani-clad man with a penchant for French wine truly be orchestrating murders à la carte?
Determined to uncover the truth, Melody dives deeper into the heart of darkness, risking everything—even her own life—to unravel the tangled web of secrets, deceit, and danger that threatens to consume Cascade.
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