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Narrated by:
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Rosie Wolf Williams
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By:
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Bill Bernico
About this listen
Trish Cunningham is the host of the nationally syndicated television show, Homeless Makover, where they select a homeless person at random off the streets and turn them into a cleaned up, shaved, coiffed and smartly dressed gentleman. They have one day to make the transformation.
Can it be done with this particular man of the streets? It's a tall order, but they're just about done when, what do we see here? Uh oh.
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