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Preternatural Chronicles, Book 6
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Hunter Blain
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company, and Sheol for…well, the screaming silence of eternal nothingness?
In the frigid lands belonging to the Queen of the Unseelie, a beautiful stranger dressed all in ivory makes his approach. A debt is owed, and payment is due.
Below the burning lakes of everlasting woe and the single, vast city of Hell, lies Sheol — the Hell below Hell. A place of absolute nothingness, occupied only by fallen demons, slain angels, and lost souls. No sight. No sound. Nothing but the infinite expanse of muted, inky blackness to serve as maddening companions for all of eternity. And that’s exactly where John must go to try and save those he loves, and those who trusted him.
Armed with only a nine-inch nail pulled from Christ’s flesh, John must discover a way to descend into the endless abyss, find his friends, and lead them back out to safety before he becomes a permanent resident himself and has to pay property taxes.
Unfortunately, since the dawn of creation, no one has ever escaped Sheol. But John is a vampirican, not a vampirican’t. As long as Samael isn’t actively trying to sabotage his plans with some nefarious scheme.…
Books in the Preternatural Chronicles:
Deliverance, Book 0.5
I’m Glad You’re Dead, Book 1
Dawn and Quartered, Book 2
Shadow of a Doubt, Book 3
Moonlight Equilibrium, Book 3.5
Mouth of Madness, Book 4
What the Hell, Book 5
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- Stephen
- 01-08-21
Best series ever
This series will make you laugh, it will make you cry, and sometimes it might make your woman queef. That is how amazing it is.
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- Bennah
- 02-10-21
holy Sheoly
was this book good! Great set up for the next installment of madness. of course, Luke Daniels was excellent as a narrator. Can't wait for more
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- Brynn Kemp
- 03-23-21
Amazing
If you haven't read the other books that come before this one, go back and read those first. If you have read the previous one's, there's no questioning if you are going to read this one... of course you are; you're hooked on the series like the rest of us! Hunter's ability to get your mind right in there with the characters is outstanding! John On!
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- Justin Christjohn
- 02-19-21
Another fantastic adventure!
Another great story by Hunter Blain and Luke is simply a master of his craft. I also absolutely LOVE the outtakes at the end of the books.
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- Stacey
- 03-05-21
Holy SHEOLY!!
Can NOT get enough of Johnathan...*ahem* I mean, John, JUST JOHN. Easily my favorite listen - one of my all time fav series.
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- Chrissie
- 01-13-21
FreAking Bloopers ARE AWESOME...the book is too lol
Hunter Blain has a phenomenal world building skill while Luke Daniels makes the series come alive!!!
Lots of snark and internal dialogue from our antihero. I love these characters and eagerly await the next book!
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- Sam
- 04-19-25
great as usual
great as usual. more tears. learning to love hated characters. bloopers of *burp* "gas!!!" I was dying.
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- C.T.
- 01-14-21
Fantastic series!
HOLY SHEOLY is the latest book in the Preternatural Chronicles, starring fat (or "husky" at least after he gets some magical exercise going) vampire, John Cook. John Cook has gone on an exceptional journey from being essentially "Vampire Batman" to becoming a cosmic essence infused demon/angel/vampire hybrid waging a war against the Devil himself. Here, John has to make a journey down to hell in order to rescue the souls of some friends. I really enjoyed this story and think its one of the better novels. I also note that while John ducks lying to his friends, I actually side with him on this secret.
Fantastic narration, though! Luke Daniels does an amazing job bringing the main character and his dilemmas to life.
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- Scott Grice
- 01-12-21
Awesome!
Love this entire series. It is very well written, and I highly recommend this series. Amazing character development, and the storyline sucks you in and will make you binge the entire series.
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- jeannie young
- 10-12-24
awesome story
just love it all , the characters are great and the writer is amazing, you'll laugh and cry
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