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Narrated by:
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Grant Patrizio
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By:
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Persephone Rose
About this listen
We live in trying times. Anti-demon sentiment is at an all time high. Gone are the days when devils could get together on a Sunday night to sacrifice some virgins and crack open a few cold ones. While we have been shunned and despised since our first ancestors arrived here from Hell, today it’s impossible to walk even a single city block without running into a self-proclaimed “hunter.” Living under this threat of constant danger, it has never been more pertinent to hold on to our sense of identity. And more importantly, to pass that along to our spawn.
Holgar’s First Bloodbath is an exciting coming-of-age story for little demons that highlights some of the challenges our modern youth face. Taking place primarily in Hell, it gives us progenitors a nostalgic look back at our ancestral home. The trials of young, mischievous Carin Holgar are sure to surprise and delight your hatchlings as they learn the value of honoring the old ways.
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- Deedra
- 05-21-19
Holgar's
Bloody good fun! Grant Patrizo was a fine narrator.I was given this book by the narrator,author or publisher free for an honest review.
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- Kassandra Cherry
- 05-15-19
A Boy and his Human
I just freaking adore Grant Patrizio. He plays flamboyant and over-the-top so well. An honestly fun romp through the circles of Hell, presented through the eyes of a child - a demon-child, at least. One of those Boy and his Dog-type stories that English Literature classes are so fond of, Holgar's First Bloodbath is that coming of age epic every young devil needs to hear.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-07-19
Best Children's Book EVER!!!'
Highly entertaining and awesomely voiced by the very talented Grant Patrizio. Holgar's First Bloodbath is an awesome depiction of Lord Holgar's past and leaves you will a life lesson at the end. This is one you won't want to miss
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