
His Banana
Objects of Attraction Series, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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C. J. Bloom
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Alexander Cendese
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By:
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Penelope Bloom
About this listen
My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break....
No touching his banana.
Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.
Of course, I touched it.
If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth.
I chewed it up, too....
I even swallowed.
I know. Bad, bad, girl.
Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.
I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. This wasn't the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got. I wasn't going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people's yards is the next big thing.
Nope. None of the above, thank you very much.
This was my big break. My chance to prove I wasn't a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.
Cue the James Bond music.
I could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.
Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some "makes men question their sexuality" for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.
Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that's where you would find me with a banana in my hand. A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie. It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed. A few seconds after that was when he hired me.
Yeah. I know. It didn't seem like a good sign to me, either.
Contains mature themes.
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- Unabridged
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Caelan James should've known better than to let a dating app set him up on a blind date. Nothing in life was guaranteed-perfect, especially not guys, and most definitely not guys in the immediate vicinity of tiny O'Leary, New York. But then, sexy Navy SEAL Ash Martin walked into Cal's bakery, and made him wonder if fate might have cooked up something sweet for him after all.
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Short and sweet
- By Many Hat Momma on 04-16-21
By: May Archer
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Legally Yours
- Spitfire Series, Book 1
- By: Nicole French
- Narrated by: CJ Bloom
- Length: 14 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Enemies turn to lovers in this bad boy billionaire romance with a twist. I had a plan. Finish law school. Start a job. Stay away from men like Brandon Sterling. Cocky, overbearing, and richer than the Earth, he thinks the world belongs to him, and that includes me. Yeah, no. Think again. It doesn't matter that his blue eyes look straight into my soul, or that his touch melts my icy reserve. It doesn't even matter that past all that swagger, there's a beautiful, damaged man who has so much to offer beyond private planes and jewelry boxes. But I had a plan: no falling in love.
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Nice Billionaire obsessed with Bad Girl student
- By michael crohan on 03-27-19
By: Nicole French
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Wilder Love
- Love and Chaos, Book 1
- By: Emery Rose
- Narrated by: Lila Winters, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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Shane Wilder: pro surfer, dream chaser, thief of my heart—and completely off-limits. It was infatuation at first sight. On our first date, he took me to watch the fireworks. It was a magical night of stolen kisses and whispered confessions under the stars. But it all came to a screeching halt when he asked the one question I’d been dreading: "How old are you, Remy?" Right guy, wrong time.
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Amazing book!
- By djd on 03-05-25
By: Emery Rose
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The Forbidden Man
- By: Karina Halle
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Stephanie Rose
- Length: 13 hrs and 42 mins
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Forty-years old and still reeling from a public and painful divorce, Thalia Blackwood is looking for a fresh start, somewhere far away from her upside down life. When she's offered a new job as the sports therapist for a football (soccer) team, she jumps at the chance. This is just what she needs to leave the heartbreak and shame of Manchester behind, trading it in for the warmth and hopeful vibrancy of Madrid.
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Sexy Age Gap, Sports Romance!
- By Sabrina (@romance.and.raindrops) on 05-29-24
By: Karina Halle
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Just One Night
- By: Charity Ferrell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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Dallas Barnes is tall, dark, and handsome. He's also scarred, rough, and broken down by burdens. A single dad. A widower. A lost soul. We found each other in the back of a dark pub. He brought the whiskey. I brought the bad decisions. He called it a mistake. I vowed never to speak to him again. That vow is broken with one test. Two pink lines have turned my life upside down. One night can change everything.
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Narztioni
- By Kindle Customer on 12-11-18
By: Charity Ferrell
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Mister Romance
- Masters of Love Series, Book 1
- By: Leisa Rayven
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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As his alter-ego Mister Romance, Max is a drop-dead gorgeous escort who makes romantic fantasies come to life. No sex, just swoon-worthy dates to die for, and the cream of New York's socialites can't get enough. Whether they want a dominating billionaire, bad boy with a heart of gold, hot geek, sexy biker, or best friend who loves them from afar, Max can make it all happen, but he's careful to keep his real identity a secret. Enter investigative journalist Eden Tate. Having caught wind of the urban legend of Mister Romance, Eden is determined to publish a scathing expose on Max.
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un-freakin'-believable
- By erika clark on 02-10-19
By: Leisa Rayven
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Baby Makes Three
- A Brother's Best Friend's Secret Baby Romance (Baby Makes Three, Book 1)
- By: Nicole Elliot
- Narrated by: Kendall Taylor, Jeremy York
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
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The last time I saw Joanna, she was just a kid, following me around like a puppy dog. But now that she's all grown up, those curves make me want to get behind her. Make her moan my name. Her overprotective brother would never let it happen. But I like a challenge. It can be our little secret. Until her abusive ex-boyfriend shows up in town and ruins everything. If he even tries to lay a finger on her...he'll regret it. I'll do anything to protect my new family. No matter what.
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Only made it 2 hours in
- By Nytavia on 09-13-18
By: Nicole Elliot
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Bossy Nights
- By: Liv Morris
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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I've landed in New York City with my resume in one hand and my V-card in the other. The resume? I'll give to any man on the street. The other? Well...I won't settle for anything less than lightning-bolt chemistry, and so far, no one has flipped that switch. Until I meet Barclay Hammond, CEO of the most prestigious publishing house in NYC and the city's most eligible bachelor. He's commanding, charming, gorgeous...and my new boss.
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Cute and sexy story, great narration!
- By Kriston R. on 01-03-19
By: Liv Morris
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Healing the Broken
- By: K. Street
- Narrated by: Callie Dalton, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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Monsters didn't just exist in nightmares. They were real; they lived among us. As the sole witness to a brutal murder, Ryann Sinclair knew that better than anyone. He'd been burned once, and Cash Donovan swore it was the last time. That all changed when Ryann stumbled back into his life. She was fiercely protective of her heart, and he was hell-bent on protecting her. Never one to back down from a challenge, Cash was determined to break her. Just so he could be the one to put her back together.
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I was a little bored
- By Patrycja on 03-19-25
By: K. Street
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Sleeping with the Boss
- Anderson Brothers Series, Book 2
- By: Marissa Clarke
- Narrated by: Caitlin Elizabeth
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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For the last five years, bookish Claire Maddox has been living for the dying. Now that her stint as caretaker is over, she's off to see the world. She needs quick cash first, so a temp job at Anderson Auctions seems perfect, especially with the unexpected benefits, including the hottest man she's ever laid eyes—or hands—on.
By: Marissa Clarke
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Under the Influence
- By: L. B. Simmons
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Dalton, I loved you once. A love I thought irrevocable. A love I mistakenly believed could transcend both time and circumstance. Under the influence of my dimwitted, naïve, traitorous heart, I became intoxicated with what I now know was simply a figment of my self-indulgent imagination. So drunk on the feeling, I couldn't see what was right in front of my face. So foolishly enamored, I blindly followed my heart into the depths of an emotion that would ravage me.
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A POWERFUL JOURNEY OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 04-05-16
By: L. B. Simmons
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The Dark Light of Day
- By: T.M. Frazier
- Narrated by: Christian Fox, Lucy Rivers
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Abby has been through hell and has survived one of the most brutal childhoods imaginable. To the outside world, she is just a loner with an attitude. When her grandmother dies in a tragic explosion, Abby is left with questions - and nothing else. Homeless, sleeping in a junkyard, and on the run from a system that has failed her over and over again, she meets Jake, a tattooed, blue-eyed biker with secrets that rival her own. Two broken souls that can't be healed. They can't be saved.
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Captivating story, unfortunately the narrative LACKS terribly
- By IC40 on 03-29-16
By: T.M. Frazier
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Anyone But Rich
- Anyone But..., Book 1
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: Lauren Sweet, Tim Paige
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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Seven years ago, my best friends and I made a promise: No matter what, we would never date one of the King brothers. Even if they grew up to become megafamous, gorgeous, heart-stopping billionaires. Even if they crawled on their knees and begged for forgiveness. But guess who just flew back into our lives in a private jet? And guess who just showed up to my job on my first day? Richard. King. Fortunately, it takes two seconds for Richard to reveal he hasn’t changed. Conceited. Cocky. Rude. Unfortunately, he’s also the kind of gorgeous that’s borderline offensive.
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Just ok
- By Tanisha on 01-15-20
By: Penelope Bloom
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All I Need
- Friends-to-Lovers Romance, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Van Wyk
- Narrated by: Lynn Barrington, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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It took me years to get over my fiance sleeping with another woman. I thought my luck with men had finally turned around until I walked in on my new fiance with my maid-of-honor. I'm done with men entirely. Trust isn't something I have in me to give...to anyone. At least, not anymore. Besides, even if I wanted to give someone my everything, I have nothing left to give. Now, if Walker could be less handsome, his relationship with his nephew not quite as sexy, and his body...well, let's not get crazy. His body is just a gift to womankind.
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Sexy and Sweet!! Loved this!!!
- By Shannon on 10-06-19
By: Jennifer Van Wyk
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- Nicole L 💕
- 10-06-24
Cute
Cute story with a little steam- I enjoyed it! I’m looking forward to the next.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-01-24
Laugh out loud
This book had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes… a must listen book
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- Angela K Yates
- 10-04-24
Comedy
So freaking funny and super cute! The characters will crack u up and you’ll fall In love with them.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-06-24
awesome book
I absolutely loved this book. drama, romance,heart break and love. this is a must read book
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- Adrienne
- 11-28-24
Funny story
It’s a funny, silly, and a heartfelt type of read that keeps you entertained during the whole time you’re listen
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 10-29-24
Quippy quicky
This was raunchy rom-com gold. Innuendos and zingers fly, the tone is sassy and light, and the sex is naughty but not overdone. I even managed to enjoy Mr. Cendese’s narration (perhaps because he doesn’t have to use his cringey female voicing too much).
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-24-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! After listening to this story,. I totally enjoyed reading this book. It’s well written and the characters were uniquely fantastic. I would suggest this book to my friends that like this sort of genera. this was a good book. The narrator was great.
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- Kristen H. White
- 11-13-24
Cute office romance
Rich guy and an intern (who was assigned to some t on the guy). Minimal conflict, sweet, cute office story
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- Stylish Teacher
- 12-07-24
The Story was fun
The story was fun. I almost stopped listening because of the male narrator. His voices for other people sounded like the fake TikTok voice. CJ Bloom was great as always
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- Amazing
- 12-16-24
eh...
it was funny but definitely made for just a quick read/listen it doesn't hold much water
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