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Sophie Ranald
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When he proposed, I had to pinch myself. Up until then, his most romantic gesture was buying me a 128-piece tool kit.
When recently engaged Nat flips through a bridal magazine, she spots a quiz on page 111 about being ready for marriage. After failing it, she’s determined to prove it wrong. If only it was that easy.... Getting married to Archie, whose smile makes her insides go funny, should be a dream come true. So why is it a total nightmare? Examples include:
- A mother-in-law who insists on a pre-wedding diet and portions that Nat needs a microscope for
- A bridesmaid-zilla sister-in-law who forces her old wedding dress on her, featuring satin bows, far too much tulle and a bodice that Nat, the kind of girl who wears Converse and Snoopy-print underwear, doesn’t even have the boobs for
- A best man who stinks of whisky and tries to kiss her before she knees him in the crotch
- A wedding planner who insists on peacocks, doves and pink flamingos at the ceremony
All of this would be bearable if her fiancé was by her side. But when he refuses to help her deal with his diva family, and goes AWOL on the stag do, she starts to doubt the whole thing. Archie was meant to be the one. But what if her one true love is actually gin and tonic, the only thing getting her through this?
A totally addictive romantic comedy for anyone who has a phobia of bridezillas and who makes the happiest memories during Happy Hour.
©2021 Sophie Ranald (P)2021 W F HowesListeners also enjoyed...
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- Regular
- 10-10-24
Loved!!
Great storyline with lots of interesting characters! Great love story , love Archie. I may read it again. Narrator is great also!
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- kelly ruiz
- 07-30-24
horrible book
please skip this book. it is horrible it just dragged on dragged on dragged on. please skip. don't waste your time.
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- Lady Eon
- 07-09-21
Should have been titled “Everyone’s Doormat”
Natalie was excruciating. I kept waiting for her to stand up and it took forever. If that wasn’t bad enough she constantly blamed herself for everyone’s issues.
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