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Vanessa Vasquez
About this listen
An exciting and humorous story about the rough journey between ordinary and extraordinary - Jessica Michelinie will take you on a laugh-out-loud adventure from zero to hero!
I don't ask for much in life: a raise to pay the rent I'm three months behind on, a date with that irresistibly cute NYPD detective I met last week, and maybe a promotion at my job as sous-chef in South Brooklyn. To be honest, I'm just your average 20-something. Another face in the crowd.
My name is Marie Carter, and it may sound like a I lead an ordinary life, but I'm what you might call...a superhero. I deal with everyday woes like subway delays, first dates, and foiling the villainous plans of anyone who might want to bring harm to the people of my city.
But back then, when I had just gotten my powers from an MRI machine malfunction (long story), I thought it would be easy to balance my everyday woes with the responsibilities that came with my brand-new abilities. Throw in a corrupt politician trying to turn New York City into her own personal playground, and I had no idea just how wrong I was....
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