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Dorinda Ravish
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Amanda Close
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You know you want it. In the dusty wastelands of postmodern Kansas sits a motel that serves as a cheap place to bring cheap dates for cheap tricks, but that all changes when a shot up hot rod crashes into the parking lot. There's a dead man in the passenger seat, a treasure map on the dashboard, and a trunk full of guns. Before the driver gives up the ghost he tells of a daring heist and bags of cash. Two bi-curious prostitutes, Charity (blonde bombshell) and Desire (gothic bad girl), sniff out that there's gold to score and hit the road first after finishing up with a client of peculiar tastes. Hot on their high heels are two trailer trash sisters, Tonya (ex-stripper) and Tammy (perpetual teenager), who see the mystical money as a ticket out of this dustbowl. These ladies will have to face off and race off against bully-boy enforcers, high speed thugs, vengeful rednecks, and a peyote-munching bounty hunter who loves his rocket launcher almost as much as his fine mustache. Whether you strap on or strap in, it's going to get wet and wild in this snarky tall tale of sexy violence on the open road.
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