
Happy Birthday, Klutzface! A Lesbian Romantic Comedy for Teens
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Narrated by:
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Madeleine Mayfair
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By:
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Foxglove Lee
About this listen
Laura and Mila from I Hate Love are back in this birthday comedy by Foxglove Lee!
It’s a comedy of errors when Laura prepares a romantic dinner for Mila’s birthday. Laura isn't the world's best cook to begin with, but everything goes wrong in the immaculate home Mila's house-sitting for her aunt. The cat escapes, the Parmesan explodes, the fire alarm blares, and the trouble's only just begun!
Laura and Mila wanted to share an evening of domestic bliss. Will their glimpse at adult life drive them into each other's arms, or drive them apart completely?
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