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Justin Joseph
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Jacob Erez
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Number one gift for law students!
Haikus for Law Students is a collection of 105 haikus. Topics range from life as a law student to famous cases, from the grim reality of student loans and finals to clever summaries of law. Whether you're a law student or lawyer, or buying a gift for one, Haikus for Law Students is sure to provoke a good belly laugh and provide some guilt-free entertainment. Begin today to develop your love for brevity by listening to Haikus for Law Students!
Not defamation
when I said you're an asshole
I wasn't lying
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