
Guide to a Lonely Planet
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Narrated by:
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Kevin T. Collins
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By:
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Kerstin Hall
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A lonely terraforming AI is delighted when a spacecraft unexpectedly makes an emergency landing on his planet. Hoping that the mysterious woman aboard might want to stay, he strives to be the best host in the universe.
Kerstin Hall is the author of the novella, The Border Keeper, and the novel, Star Eater. She lives in Cape Town, South Africa.
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- Book Reader
- 10-24-23
A pleasant surprise!
This was not something I expected to enjoy as much as I did but it was really done well. The narration style felt easy to listen to and flowed really well! Recommend to anyone looking for a quick listen!
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- Fabiola San
- 03-22-25
What the cigna?
I am not to sure this is worth my time. It is short but still.
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- 03-28-25
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