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Bren McElroy
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Mari SanGiovanni
About this listen
Marie Santora comes from an eccentric Italian family. When she inherits her grandmother’s estate and everyone turns nice and caring, Marie knows it’s time to hit the road to Los Angeles, but not before one final family vacation.
In Jamaica, Marie finally meets a woman who could change her life, but will she even talk to Marie after her family tells one too many of Marie’s secrets? Don’t miss this hilarious tale of love and family togetherness run amok.
Greetings from Jamaica is a runner-up for the first annual Bywater Prize for Fiction and shortlisted for a Lambda literary award.
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- StatAppleAnnie
- 07-23-21
Unique Classic now an an Audiobook & more 2 Come !
I loved this story when I first Read it. And now it has come to life as an Audiobook. I am Thrilled. Buy it, you will laugh... Guaranteed. Mari wrote a great one 💕 and Bren delivered a great performance. Highly Recommend !!!
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- Mari SG
- 12-19-22
I hope you enjoy this ride as much as I did!!!
If you love Caribbean islands, loud Italians, spicy meatballs, and lovesick lesbians, this might be your new favorite book.
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- wendypinkcrazy
- 07-27-21
So much fun
Got to love this big Italian family! And all the fun and drama they bring into being a family! Can not wait for the rest of trilogy to be out on audible!
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- S. Blake
- 08-01-22
Take my hand…. Come on out of the closet!
A fantastic and fun story of scandalous love and hilarious family antics. Listening to this book in a space normally reserved for quiet concentration is a bad idea. It’s laugh out loud funny. You will find yourself cheering for the characters as they challenge themselves to throw caution to the wind and proclaim loudly and proudly, “Love IS Love”!
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