
Grandma Rules
Notes on Grandmotherhood, the World's Best Job
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Narrated by:
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Pam Ward
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By:
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Jill Milligan
About this listen
A response to all those grandmother books with flowers and puppies on the cover, Grandma Rules is a book for the hip, baby boomer grandma who realizes that after all the work she put into her own kids, she can take a break and have fun with her grandkids. A perfect gift for the greatest grandmothers you know, this book is laugh-out-loud funny while offering useful insights and tips on how to embrace the world’s greatest job.
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Profound
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Editorial reviews
Author Jill Milligan writes with humor and sympathy about grandmothers of the baby boom generation in Grandma Rules: Notes on Grandmotherhood, the World's Best Job. These women break the stereotype of the naïve and prim grandmothers of yesteryear. The modern grandmother is aware of mainstream culture to a good degree, and can relate to her children and grandchildren in realistic ways. One thing remains the same: to be a grandmother is to shake off the burden of parenting and just enjoy the fun of interacting with the young. Milligan’s apt descriptions of mother-daughter and husband-wife relationships are especially entertaining. Pam Ward’s wry narration captures Milligan’s voice well.
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- Paula Higbee
- 07-23-21
Meh...
Struggled with this from the beginning. The narrator sounds like she's an old time radio DJ with a fake voice.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-17-17
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This is a good book, I like it; when you listen to it, you will learn something
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